Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hollywood Kink

Woohoo!... ahem. Pardon me. I was tickled by this entry on a gay porn star's blog (via Fleshbot). It seems that he was called upon for the ultimate "Dear Penthouse": a twisted little forced-bi humiliation scene starring a famous Hollywood face.

"Onward Christian Soldiers", indeed.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Jennifer Brooks: Hot Spankings.com

I've just received copies of my Jennifer Brooks movies, "Auntie Ann's Discipline", and "Never Ignore Your Wife". Both are sizzling depictions of hardcore domestic discipline: seriously, have you ever had your asshole whipped by an angry young disciplinarian? How about having your ass beaten so hard that she has to drape a towel across your calves to keep you from dripping on the carpet? (Yes, the marks and blood are real.)

Do NOT delay! Get these movies now, because Jennifer Brooks, one of the legends of domestic spanking, is retiring. After she folds shop, you will not be able to get these movies featuring me, Persephone, Aiden Starr, Kat9, and a multitude of other gorgeous, hard-hitting women, ever again!

This is the stuff that makes spanking dreams. Jennifer's retirement is the end of a twenty-year era, and if I were you, I'd hustle over to secure my bit of spanking history now.