
Happy December!
I've got a new toy. It's the biggest that Drake's carries.
Say hello to my little friend: a replica of gay porn star Chase Hunter's third leg, measuring almost eight inches long and SIX AND THREE-QUARTERS inches around. The circumference of the scrotum is twelve and a half inches. Mmmm, think you can fit that in your mouth?
It's amusing how cock-proud I get when I'm wearing a tool. Like I grew it myself. In a way, that joy of ownership reflects my gender fluidity. In my dreams, I morph, female/male/female... and strapping on brings those images to life.
I've had strapon fantasies since I was fifteen. I'd imagine some hapless, lust-addled male on his back, his ankles draped over my shoulders, a whimper escaping his lips as I enter him.
Oh, Santa, I've got something for you at the bottom of my chimney...