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Happy Halloween, my lovelies!

I can't imagine a more appropriate occasion for my first blog post. The eve of the most freak-laden night of the year, the annual bacchanalia and opening shot of the holiday season. I usually choose private parties or impromptu club crawls (which turn into private parties), but this year I have a special pleasure: I am holding court in the VIP room for Drake's Erotica Emporium at the Halloween Bondage Ball!

I met the good folks at Drake's back in August, when I was invited to perform at their grand re-opening. I did a short piece best described thusly: two trannies, a performance artist called Christ in L.A., and me, armed with a microphone and far above fear. One moment I remember: raising my arm and, to howls and cheers from the crowd, demanding,"WHO WANTS TO SEE ME BEAT CHRIST?!"

Ah, sweet, silly blasphemy.

If you're going to the Bondage Ball, swing up to the Drake's area and toast the festivities with me. I'll have fifty fliers with discount coupons good at Drake's stores: they carry everything sex-related and stay open late for those... nocturnal missions. Hey, when you need it, you need it.

Not going to the Ball? Have some questions or need to get some new gear? Come to one of my upcoming BDSM workshops (watch for dates), or get advice and buy a toy from me personally in the store. The workshops are in the planning stage, so if there's a topic you'd like to see covered, let me know.