Monday, November 26, 2007

Strutting Cock



Happy December!

I've got a new toy. It's the biggest that Drake's carries.

Say hello to my little friend: a replica of gay porn star Chase Hunter's third leg, measuring almost eight inches long and SIX AND THREE-QUARTERS inches around. The circumference of the scrotum is twelve and a half inches. Mmmm, think you can fit that in your mouth?

It's amusing how cock-proud I get when I'm wearing a tool. Like I grew it myself. In a way, that joy of ownership reflects my gender fluidity. In my dreams, I morph, female/male/female... and strapping on brings those images to life.

I've had strapon fantasies since I was fifteen. I'd imagine some hapless, lust-addled male on his back, his ankles draped over my shoulders, a whimper escaping his lips as I enter him.

Oh, Santa, I've got something for you at the bottom of my chimney...

2 comments:

Martin Magnum said...

Hello, it is I Martin Magnum. You call that a third leg? I call that a mouth gag or a prep tool for a hot toddy power feed. You also need a proper harness for a proper workout session. You know what I mean, like the one I made for Lisa Berlin and the stuff she stapped on and stuffed me with.

Anna Valentina said...

Hahaha! It is always good to have the infamous Martin Magnum to comment on what he knows best.

Martin, you dear thing, you whet my appetite. Although I seem to be lacking one of your custom harnesses to lift a proper power tool. Can't we rectify that?